Happy Birthday to the hottest Alpha cigar stud on Tumblr.
Cheers mate. Was a good birthday. Went out with a few mates for scotch and cigars. Ended up drinking a bottle of scotch. I started getting the urge, so picked up a cute blonde 40 year old chick and her work colleague, a 25 year old New Zealand chick. Just woken up in their shitty little apartment. Must’ve been a good time - my balls feel a lot lighter. Now for the awkward ‘sorry I can’t get breakfast with you two, I want to go to the gym.’ Hahahahaha.