STOGIEBRO
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Where the fuck is my scotch
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Birthday gift from the chick who hosts at a club I go to.
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Happy Birthday to the hottest Alpha cigar stud on Tumblr.
Cheers mate. Was a good birthday. Went out with a few mates for scotch and cigars. Ended up drinking a bottle of scotch. I started getting the urge, so picked up a cute blonde 40 year old chick and her work colleague, a 25 year old New Zealand chick. Just woken up in their shitty little apartment. Must’ve been a good time - my balls feel a lot lighter. Now for the awkward ‘sorry I can’t get breakfast with you two, I want to go to the gym.’ Hahahahaha.
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Sexy as fuck bro. You ever mess around with a man?
Thank-you! It IS my birthday today! I turned 24.
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Just trying to lose myself some gay followers. Bodybuilder chick.
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Alphas
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Fags won’t appreciate. Just posting these for myself in case I lose the pics. The lesbians might appreciate em.
No. of lesbians on tumblr: 98,565,332.
No. of lesbians following my tumblr:
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Just compiled a list of my fetishes. It’s pretty fucked up.
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Chicks loves construction workers. I worked construction for a bit. 99% of construction workers are actually overweight Greek men in their 50s. Sorry to ruin the fantasy for all 3 of my female followers.
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Alpha
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You have an incredible body, can I ask what kind of split do you do? also how long have you been smoking cigars, i am just getting started with them,
One muscle group a day, work out every day. Cigars and scotch since 18. I started late.
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Hahahaha. I had to ask. All I've read are Tucker Max accounts of him enjoying it. I need to know that an actual guy- who is straight- also enjoys this. I regret nothing, Sir.
I’ve never experienced it. Am open to it though. You free tonight? Hop on a plane to Australia. I’ll show you my pet kangaroo ;)
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Has a girl ever given you a rim job?
Why is it that a human female finally asks something on tumblr and it ends up being a gay question anyway? Hahaha
